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First I'll get some heavy duty Duct Tape so your fat ass won't escape.
2. Get a large knife.
3. Tell
you your a fat peice of shit, and that you don't deserve to live.
4. Poke your eyes with a thick needle. (Just for
fun of course.)
5. Make it clear to you that you are a fat-ass loser.
6. Drive you to a deserted land.
7.
Tie you to a tree.
8. Throw scolding hot water on you untill your skin bubbles.
9. Laugh my ass off at your
expence.
10. Take large knife, and cut off your fingers and toes.
11. Take large knife, and slice your arms untill they
are drained of blood.
12. Wave knife in front of your face untill you cry, and beg for mercy.
13. Laugh at you again.
14.
Dangle dirty mags in front of you untill you get an erection.
15. Cut off your tiny penis.
16. Finally, take large
knife, and cut your throat.
17. Watch you squirm, and screech untill you finally die.
18. Laugh at you one more time.
19.
Leave the scene.
20. Sing a song of victory.
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