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How to not get caught

How I haven't been arrested for weed yet, I do not know.  I guess luck is on my side.  I smoke roughly everyday and don't get caught.  I smoke at school, outside church, in the car, and  on the street and I've never once gotten caught.  I would suggest doing it inside your own home really, but if you do go public, make sure you don't get caught.
 
*Do not carry shit on you, or in your car.  No1 can do shit if your already high unless you have shit on you.
*If you have no choice then bring only what you can smoke.  That means no pipes or sacks.  Only joints or blunts.
*If you do bring your shit, either stash it somewhere where it wont be found or ask some 1 else to carry it for you.
*If the cops come while your smoking, pull the cherry off and eat the joint.  If your smoking a pipe blow the shit everywhere and stuff the pipe in your bra or underwear, unless you think it will fall out or burn the shit out of you, but hopefully you were smart and cut a place in your shit to stash it.  And don't scatter away like a guilty little bitch.  Fuck that!  You basically confirm what you were doing when you do that.  Have some balls and stand there like you know your not doing anything wrong.
*the more poeple your around the more insignificant you are from far away.  That's why when we're at school we can basicly smoke weed anywhere we want, as long as there's like 30 other stoners standing around taking the attention off of us.  Also they really come in handy when the cops drive by or administration comes everyone yells pigs, or SHULTIES COMING!!! But this doesn't work in all situations,  If your standing in a huge grounp of people when your not at school, or concert or whatever, say your just loitering for no reason, that is an immediate call to the cops pretty much.  Best thing is to stay inside your house when you have that many people.