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Bad Cure #2
Tuna fish Milkshakes and Evangelist programming.
Make yourself a tuna fish milkshake and slowly drink it while watching religious programming.
Tuna Shake
1 scoop ice cream
1 cup milk
1 can Tuna
1 tbs of something scraped off the bathroom floor
1 tsp of bacon grease
3 scanky pubic hairs found under last nights coyote fuck.
Mix ice cream, milk, and tuna in blender. Pour into old tennis shoe and scraped up garnish
and grease to top with hairs for presentation.
Have friends help you into a straitjacket, then have them duct tape you to a chair
in front of tv.
Make sure they turn the TV up loud and set the channel to Evangelist programming, then remove
the knob on tv before serving the milk shake to you.
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